Trump Rages at Canada After Leader’s Embarrassing Lake Diss

Donald Trump flew into a Truth Social meltdown after a top Canadian politician delivered a withering Saturday Night Live! diss. Just before 10 am on Sunday, after a bizarre goose-themed AI slop spiral, the 80-year-old president was already in meltdown mode over his trade war with America's northern neighbor. "Canadian businesses are pouring into the United States. We want to make our own cars, etc. That's what's going to happen. Canada has been ripping us off for years — NO LONGER!" he said. At the same time, Ontario Premier Doug Ford appeared on ABC's This Week to slam Trump and delivered a line that is sure to have riled the notoriously thin-skinned president.